Do you know any women? Do you ever speak to them alone or in groups? Do you have any female relatives? If this describes you then listen closely to the following message.
Trying to follow a conversation between a married couple or best friends, especially groups of women, can sometimes be difficult. They skip words, finish each other's sentences, and change subjects seemingly at random.
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Don't worry, you are not alone. Millions of people around the globe suffer from the same affliction. But I can help.
Imagine if every time your girlfriend or wife were about to change subjects, she raised her hand. It would give you a warning and allow you to say to yourself, "okay, new topic" and easily follow along with the conversation.
This is not just a text book methodology that will never be used in practice. No sir. This strategy is used by actual social groups in every day conversation. In fact, my friends and I use it ourselves! The theory originated in the US but has spread and evolved into common practice for so many around the world.
No more unintelligible conversations or hours of useless chit chat. Now you can tune out useless parts of the conversation, and easily tune back in when a hand is raised to see if it applies to you. Or if you want to direct the conversation, just raise your hand and offer a new topic.
Using this method, EVEN YOU can hold unbroken conversations with any female for minutes at a time! Girls, you can help your friends gossip with you more effectively. Guys love it too! Suddenly they can stand to speak to their girlfriends or family members and respond in appropriate places. You will shock and amaze your girlfriends and wives.
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