Miss I-didn't-ask-for-drama-but-I'll-stay-locked-in-my-room-24-7 has in fact decided to have the apple surgically and permanently implanted in her butt. She is sticking to her guns and is once again running away from her problems. At least she's consistent.
What does that mean?? She's moving out! But it gets better... She's moving out a month early!! But wait! She has in fact sweetened the deal; she's paying rent for the month that she won't be around.
Can life get any better?! I don't think it would be this good if I won the lottery and moved to Bora Bora where I could live out my days diving and sailing and basking in the sun! Well, that might actually be equally as awesome. But you know what I mean right?!
This is good. This is VERY GOOD.
