What's worse than four females who know next to nothing about football watching the Superbowl together??
Nothing.
And we weren't even drinking. Probably our first mistake.
"So I told my dad I was going to watch the game today and he was like, 'really??' I was like 'of course!'"
"What like girls can't watch football?"
"Guess not"
"What's up with that guys hair?"
"Who?"
"Pollapalooza.."
"You mean Polamalu?"
"Yeah.."
"It's so weird that they have stationary bikes on the sidelines. I would feel so dumb."
"The one great thing about football, all the guys have great butts in those pants. Even the ugly ones."
"Hey guys, they should have a female superbowl show with chick commentators. It would be awesome"
"Yeah they'd all have diet cokes and use much fewer technical terms"
"And they'd redo the color scheme 'cuz this one sucks."
"They could make the lines on the field pink instead of yellow."
"Can the players even see the yellow line?"
"Yeah, the grass magically turns yellow, it's the newest technology."
"Shut up, anything would be better than these guys. Did you hear him say 'we're really going to need the quarterback's arm for the second half'? No kidding genius."
(Like we're so articulate.)
"The Steeler's coach is way hotter than the Seahawk's coach."
"Who was that, the burger guy?" (Roethlisberger)
"I think so"
"Man this half time show sucks. Janet's wardrobe malfunction was better than this. Who wants to see an old guy in a belly shirt?"
"Who cares if it's the Rolling Stones?"
"He's definitely a heroine addict."
"Guys, what's a rushing yard?"
"I think it's where you get handed the ball and you run down the field."
"Oh."
"Wait, wasn't that guy on baywatch?" (Hasselbeck)
"You know I really think that the cheerleaders serve no purpose whatsoever."
"Well they sell calendars and stuff.."
"Man who does that ref think he is. His calls SUCK!"
"Yeah, they should let us in there, we'd do a much better job."
We also determined that the Steelers would win with four minutes left in the game. And they did. We're geniuses.
