I mention this so when I try to explain to you that I will never need or have any desire for crack or any other mind-altering drug, perhaps you will have some standard by which to guage my level of mentality.
My life is freaking hilarious. Probably not to you, but I find the smallest most inconsequential moments ridiculously funny. I will frequently burst into laughter at highly inopportune moments and generally drag others down into my pit of raging lunacy. But all-in-all, I believe those close to me find my shenanegans humorous and enjoyable.
On the list of brilliantly humorous crack-substitutes for the time being:
- My amazing friend and partner in crime Monkey Momma.
- My roommate E-dog. (She has opposable thumbs by the way.)
- My last roommate Stepharoo who ditched me to live in NY.
- Napoleon Dynamite. Truthfully, I think the movie sucks but I laugh at it more now than just about anything else. Hell no I won't marry you, GOSH!
By all means, share your tomfoolery. What's in your crack?